The Protocols of the Elders of Anti-theism 

Posted: August 18, 2016 in Uncategorized

Here are the Protocols of the Elders of Anti-theism.A rediscovered document. Dated; 6/6/66. 

They set out the aims of the Evangelical Society of Devout and Militant Atheism.(ESDMA)

The first field of aims

1-The complete destruction of all forms of organized religion, with the exception of cuck emasculated religions such as Asatruism, Buddhism, Jainism and Taoism.

2-The Complete destruction of the Nuclear family to be replaced with rampant polymory.Part 2:B-Prostitution to be legal.Part 2:C- an end to the war on drugs.

4- The establishmet of a new dating system based on the original Roman dating. (Eg. Add 753 to the current date)

5- The destruction of all places of worship , to be replaced with Temples of the Sun, homeless shelters, community cafes or libraries.

6- Banning the use of word “god” in all future songs, books, TV scripts and sermons.To be replaced with “that fucking useless concept”.

7- Abolition of nation states and a restriction on nationalism. The declaration of a Democratic Confederation of Earth to be followed by an elected United Earth Parliamentary Party, with an Upper chamber, Independent Judiciary, written constitution and a fixed term rotating presidency.

8- Enforced veganism, but on Sundays you can eat up to 6 rashers of Bacon.

Part 8:B- Space exploration to be funded by the defunding of militarism.

9- All Holy books dating back to 432CE to be recycled.Historical documents may be retained for a short time by scholars discussing the fall of religion. Retention of these books will result in a public radishing*!

10- Twitter to be a complete Free Speech zone. #AtheistRollCall is a mandatory hashtag. Must be used at least 5 times a day. Failure to comply will result in a five minute talk with Ken Ham via Skype. 

The second field of aims will be released after the writings are deciphered. The Original documents have been written in Ancient reformed, post-Etruscan Gibberish.

* radishing- a new form of punishment, whereby peeled and salted radishes will be thrown at you, while you stand in a bucket of custard! 

Advertisements

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s